In my next race I want to be the guy on the left in the second picture. :-)
Because I never look prepared for it. Now, usually I am the guy on the right, except, you know - I'm a woman. I've been passed by senior citizens, pregnant women, people with one or fewer legs.... you name it - they've passed me. Right now I just want to waddle past someone and have them say "Oh S**t! How did she pass me???????"